Clerks and Korra.
Yes.
HAAAAAAA
Currently my favorite clip on the internet right now.
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Soooo… I just met “Lief” and his wife and kids looking just like this. No clothes, looking busted, and a blanket wrapped around me.
“Lief” is the new roommate who replaced “Jon.”
Not awk… AT ALL.
It’s time for you and your generation to take on the responsibility of keeping peace and balance in the world.
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(Source: poisonparadise)
PROMETHEUS - Full Trailer (2:30)
Obligatory Mashup of the Day: The Lana Del Rey - Hunger Games mashup you knew was coming is now here.
[miw.]
Thank you so much.
This is seriously the best thing I have ever seen/heard.
My sister wants me to be with her when her son makes “his debut” into the world.
I told her “of course.”
So, I guess this means I’ll be in Phoenix soon.
apio:
(because shut the fuck up, that’s why) and read some article that advised ladies to wipe off their lipstick before kissing, since apparently some men don’t like kissing women with lipstick on.
Immediate string of thoughts:
- bitch PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
- if I deign to put my face on your face
- and bless thy mouth with my lips
- you BEST BELIEVE
- I WILL BE KISSING YOU WEARING WHATEVER LIP PRODUCT I DAMN WELL PLEASE
- AND YOU WILL TAKE IT
- YOU WILL TAKE IT AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
- and you will wear that smudge of color like a badge of honor
- you know why?
- because your tacit participation in perpetuating our patriarchal standards of beauty
- are, along with my personal aesthetic choices,
- THE REASON I AM WEARING THIS LIPSTICK IN THE FIRST PLACE
- because lips deepened with color are associated with heightened arousal
- same goes for cheek color too
- so if a bit of my blush gets on your shirt
- I better never, ever hear of it
- ‘cause you will take that shit up with your dry cleaners
- and thank your lucky stars I even allowed you that close to my orbit.
